Fresh outta retirement, Too Short is back. For those that do not recognize a seasoned vet when they see one- please take note. Too Sheezy was lacin underground tapes in the early 80'ies. And since them Hip Hop has made him a multimillion dolla man. While so many rappers on BOTH coasts have faded into wackness, Short stuck to his formula. This kept him in the hearts and the trunks of his fans world wide. When asked why he picked up the mic again, he said his fans would'nt let him stop rappin'. So now with his new album "?" he plans to lace 'em once more about the street game. Only this time Shorts looking for a long time lady. He don't wanna be a player no more........

AB: A lot of MC's say they get a lot of women, but, tell me the names of 3 MC's you know who are bonafide players. Not including yourself.

TS: You gotta remember, I'm from the old school. Eazy E was a real player. May he rest in peace, but, he was a real player. Jay-Z no doubt! Tupac was a super player. Snoop gets 'em to, but he's married now. They still flock to Snoop Dogg.

AB: Whos your favorite porno star?

TS: From any era?

AB: Yeeeeeah.

TS: Out of all the movies I saw..I like the way Vanessa Del Rio made her movies man.

AB: If you could make two women would you make bi-sexual for your own personal enjoyment?

TS: I think I'd take Sally Richardson and T-Boz?

AB: Have you ever been approached by a porno company to star in a porno flick?

TS: Ice-T was once telling me he was gonna do some rap pornos, with rap stars. I told him that I was with it. But I don't know if he ever got around to doing it.

AB: Any freaks ever try to stalk you?

TS: Oh yeah it's happened, man. And not just because of this celebrity shit. It's 'cause of the way that I put it down. they're instantly hooked.

AB: Whats the longest amount of time you ever kept a girlie in your stable? You know, before you kicked her to the curb?

TS: I'd have to say two years is tops for me.

AB: Do you ever eat pussy?.....C'mon tell the truth!

TS: Yeah, I definatly do. I'm 32 years onld now, but I did'nt start doing it 'till about 10 years ago.

AB: Whats the best music to bone to?

TS: Old 70ies R&B. Liek between 1970 and 1985.

AB: Whats your bigest turn off?

TS: Girls who give up the easy pussy.

AB: Whats the illest theing you've ever done to have a girlie be down?

TS: Probably some old "give a nigga some head" before I go out on stage. Then have her stand on the side of the stage and watch the show. No fuckin' no nuthin'. Just a quick blow job, nut in her mouth and have stand there and watch the show from the side. Thats happened a few times.

AB: Whats the biggest thing you've ever seen a a girl cram into her pussy?

TS: Four phones.

AB: FOUR PHONES?!!!!!!!!!

TS: No man, four PLUMS. She spit them out to, one at a time.

AB: So if you were to give me a round number of the girls you either boned or got slobbed by- how many would it be?

TS: I don't know. You gotta add up the years I've been a player. I've been a player for 16 years.

AB: But like, do you have a freak quota?

TS: Nah, it's like sometimes you're real active. And other times your just chill with one. I went off the deep end in 89 though.

AB: Where do you invest your money OUTSIDE of the record industry?

TS: I stick with entertainment man. I don't have a stock broker or get involed with all that.

AB: If you could bone one girlie in the music industry, who would it be?

TS: Jennifer Lopez at her record release party.

AB: Did you get to bone Lil Kim after ya'll recorded that track? TS: Nah man, we just did a lot of flirting. We was into making the music so ther wasn't enough time for that. I promise you had there been the time, I could not have held myself back.

AB: Is she really hot?

TS: That night she was, yeeeah. She'll make you want it, no doubt.

AB: You got Black girls, White girls, Asians, Latinas and mixed girlies- who's the freakiest?

TS: I would have to say the Spanish women. they never get enough.

AB: What kind are most down for group sex?

TS: Thats a question that connot be categorised by race. 'Cause they all down with it.

AB: So why are you coming out of retirement.

TS: Man the fans would not let me. They just would'nt let me do it.

AB: Do you think one woman could ever satisfy Too Short?

TS: Yeah, man. You know what happens is that you be a player for so long.......That, like right, now being a player is not the greatest thing on earth to me. Truthfully, I came across her a couple of times. But I fucked it off. But next time I find her. I'm gonna keep her.